"[before a montage where he asks Ajax's hench-people where he is, and kills them when they don't answer] This shit's g…"

"[while singing along to Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa, he notices the camera] What–oh! Oh hello. I know, right? Whose ba…"

"[while fighting Francis' goons on the highway] I'm looking for-[snaps one's neck] Francis! [in the front seat, he hol…"

"I’m just a bad guy paid to fuck up worse guys."

"[to Vanessa, who is grabbing the testicles of a man who made a pass at her] Hey, hey! Hakuna his tatas."

"Maximum effort!"

"[in the middle of a fight] Ssssshit. Did I leave the stove on?"

"[after a gunfight where he kills a bunch of henchmen with just 12 bullets, he brings the barrels to his nose and inha…"

"[losing bullets] 10! Shit! 9! Fuck! 8! Shit-fuck!"

"I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those …"