"Louise Fletcher - Helen Rosemond"

"Tara Reid - Marci Greenbaum"

"Joshua Jackson - Blaine Tuttle"

"Eric Mabius - Greg McConnell"

"Sean Patrick Thomas - Ronald Clifford"

"Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."

"Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and...what else do you do?"

"She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Val…"

"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny."

"Christine Baranski - Bunny Caldwell"