"There is no Muslim Nigeria and no Christian Nigeria. There is only one indivisible Nigeria. Kaduna belongs to all Nig…"

"People who are quick to pay compliments, baby-baby, are also quick to withdraw them."

"Blood is thicker than water, you hear. Ha! Let me tell you, some blood flows thinner. And some water is as thick as s…"

"S is for sins. What is a sin? At Catechism, she was taught to repeat, 'Sin is an offence against reason, truth and ri…"

"S is for sir. It's what you called your father if you'd never lived with him. If you did not know where his medicatio…"

"Sometimes in life, we have to take a stand. It does not help to sit on the fence, even if we have to hurt the people …"

"You children, you forget that no matter how high the okra tree grows, it's never mightier than the hand that planted it."

"No matter the size of your husband's penis, no other woman should know it."

"It is not the thing that we fear the most that crushes us but that which we have failed to fear."

"Determination makes one impervious to pain."