"[On lockdown and social distancing during the pandemic restrictions] It was fine. [...] I'm actually not that sociabl…"

"It's weird when someone close to you is arrested. It's as if they’ve been deleted: there’s a stream of text messages …"

"As the ceremony started and magic finally began to seep in, it became clear what sort of magic this was: it was the f…"

"I'm quite relieved that Nigel Farage MEP has only one testicle. When the former leader of the UK Independence party (…"

"Actually, I'm feeling a little exhausted by the constant badinage — chatting with [[Piers Morgan|[Piers] Morgan]] is …"

"The only genuine flash of insecurity comes halfway through the interview when I remember to congratulate him on his p…"

"The novelist Rachel Cusk has written a book about the collapse of her marriage which is, quite simply, bizarre."

"Cusk herself seems extraordinary — a brittle little dominatrix and peerless narcissist who exploits her husband and h…"

"Perhaps the nastiest attack is reserved for someone outside the family: a description of a one-legged landlady who fa…"

"She rips into her latest meat with all the poison and vigour of her earliest memoir, A Life's Work, an excoriating ac…"