"[using his ghost powers on his father] I totally possessed my dad!"

"[first glimpse of Hell] This is not like I expected at all! We got totally lied to by our album covers."

"[Describing their experience in Hell] That was non, non non, NON-heinous!"

"[to the future student] And most importantly; do not do your homework without your headphones on. Repeat- [gets inter…"

"Once... they made history. Now... they are history."

"It's a trip."

"Whoa dude! Pressed hams!"

"Keanu Reeves - Ted Logan/Evil Robot Ted"

"Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston, Esq./Granny Preston/Evil Robot Bill"

"William Sadler - Grim Reaper"