"[While falling down the rabbit hole] I wonder what latitude or longitude I've got to? I've no idea what latitude and …"

"Perhaps I've fell right through the earth and come out the other side. I shall have to ask somebody the name of the c…"

"And relax, a strong cup of herbal tea. It's what I used to do when I was on the boards"

"Oh, my furry ears and whiskers, look how late it's getting!"

"Tina Majorino as Alice"

"Miranda Richardson as The Queen of Hearts"

"Martin Short as The Mad Hatter"

"Whoopi Goldberg as Cheshire Cat"

"Simon Russell Beale as The King of Hearts"

"Ken Dodd as Mr. Mouse"