"Okay. But you keep those dinky toys out of my hair and away from this plane for 15 minutes, maybe less. I'll DRIVE it…"

"I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!"

"Hold the whipped cream; I just had a dessert."

"Aww, a tractor-trailer jack-knifed and flipped over. It's laying on its side like a drunken dinosaur."

"That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything but read."

"Nice going sweetheart (as he taps the fuselage of the damaged plane)"

"My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 se…"

"When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of."

"The #1 novel of the year - now a motion picture!"

"Burt Lancaster – Mel Bakersfeld"