"Seeing these long lines of fans who want nothing more than to have you sign an autograph, it's like it's 1968... Or '…"

"I feel ready for whatever the experience is that we will... take with us after the show. I'm sure it will be... an ad…"

"Why didn't somebody follow him? Is there a cockfight arena near here?"

"Then there's the kids - we're hearing: "You rock... you rock me... you rock my world!" What?"

"He could be lying face down in a ditch! Wouldn't be the first time!"

"(referring to his mother) You could say she was overly protective - I just like to think she cared about me, which sh…"

"Before we begin tonight's performance I would like to make a brief announcement. I'd like to warn you that some of th…"

"We are Winc. W-I-N-C. Witches In Nature's Colors"

"Terry and I worship an unconventional deity. The power of another dimension. Now you are not going to read about this…"

"I learned to play the ukulele in one of my last films, "Not-So-Tiny Tim"."