"Jason Brooks – John"

"You know, it would be a shame to have to go home and tell your family that you lost your job on Christmas Eve, wouldn…"

"She's looking for a little holiday spirit, before she gets Scrooged."

"— The Ghost of Christmas Past"

"William Shatner — Dr. Bob/The Ghost of Christmas Present"

"James Cromwell — The Ghost of Christmas Future"

"I went by our station on the way home... I like that sign. I think we're gonna be alright."

"[to Sonny about Lawrence Musgrove] You fucked him up! You fucked up that man's last walk!"

"I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to …"

"You ain't no man till you split dark oak."