"Your sail is limp, like your dick!"

"Cow Farmer: Hey! Get off my property!"

"Chris Farley - Thomas R. "Tommy" Callahan III"

"David Spade - Richard Hayden"

"[repeated line] Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark."

"[repeated line] Holy schnikes!"

"[repeated line] Shut up, Richard!"

"Some of us are leaving, and that is sad, but this isn't the end. No way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two. …"

"Hey lady, there's a fat whale on your boat! ya, free willy"

"It's called reading, you know, top to bottom, left to right. A group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tyl…"