"The Devil: You're just jealous cuz I'm more popular than you. God: Talk to the hand."

"Slick: This world you created is a bust! It's a full-on hellhole! What gives?! God: Well, it's a sort of work in prog…"

"Seymour: [shouting] Praise the Lord! Go to church! Save your soul! Repent now! God is watching! The Devil: [to God] Y…"

"Slick: Christmas… Chanukkah… Kwanzaa, Agnostica, Ramadan, Boxing Day. Monique: Let's celebrate them all!"

"Slick: Existence. I ponder it most ponderously. Monique: As do I. I am like Philosophocles."

"Seymour: You're in our schools! Our courts! Our ballparks! Our money! You're everywhere! God: I just want to be in yo…"

"Monique: Are You Catholic? Protestant? Baptist? Muslim? Hindu? What are You? God: Labels…"

"Pooch: You're back! You were gone, and now you're back! Percy: Yeah, yeah. Don't make a big deal of it."

"Criminy: I fortify myself with facts. Arm myself with information. Empower myself with wisdom… then I hide away."

"Xanthe: Pornography and prostitution are the main pillars of male supremacy and must be eradicated for the liberation…"