"Nothing remains static in New York City."

"You know what’s great about New York? The threshold for citizenship as a New Yorker is actually pretty short. If you …"

"A certified geezer is also freer to express displeasure. Once I was walking in midtown Manhattan at rush hour, and I …"

"Two invasive species in particular have caused serious concern: Burmese pythons, and New Yorkers. The New Yorkers hav…"

"Everybody ought to have a lower East Side in their life."

"The global role of the United States is perhaps the ultimate chapter in that long period of European expansion which …"

"Where I come from, the rules were relatively simple... Don't look for trouble, because in New York you can always fin…"

"Just where the Treasury's marble front * Looks over Wall Street's mingled nations,— Where Jews and Gentiles most are …"

"I'll give you another example of what I'm talking about. We've traveled extensively in the United States, and our son…"

"I can't see heaven but I credit hell — I live in New York so I know it well."