"[on Hussein] He hates the fact, like Al Qaeda does, that we love freedom."

"While Bush was busy taking care of his base and professing his love for our troops, he proposed cutting combat soldie…"

"Not even Ricky Martin could fly."

"Not a single member of Congress wanted to sacrifice their child for the war in Iraq. And who could blame them? Who wo…"

"On the day George W. Bush was inaugurated, tens of thousands of Americans poured into the streets of D. C. in one las…"

"[on Bush] He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican…"

"As the attack took place, Mr. Bush was on his way to an elementary school in Florida. When informed of the first plan…"

"The FBI was coming to see Barry, and they weren't there to jazzercise."

"I couldn't believe that virtually no member of Congress had read the Patriot Act before voting on it. So I decided th…"

"[on Saddam Hussein] After all, this is a guy who tried to kill my dad at one time."