"Y'all are Eminem backwards: you're mini-mes"

"I'd shoot for the moon, but I'm too busy gazing at stars"

"They call me Fire Marshall: I shut the shit down"

"Remember me? I'm the one who burned your house down …But I'm out now And this time I'm coming back to blow your house…"

"I can't change the way I am… but if I offended you, good, 'cause I still don't give a fuck!"

"My brain's gone, my soul's worn, my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein' operated on"

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already—Mom's spaghetti"

"So spread the word 'cause I'm promoting my past until I'm passed out"

"Summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?"

"Don't do drugs."