"An excellent choice, my little primitive friend. Though your kind neither has the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to master my complex controls."

"Well, I should be a dramatic improvement over this average bumper crop of rural no nothings and drunken fly fishermen."

"That’s it. Go ahead and push the button NOW."

"All this waiting is ruining my overall screen presence!"

"I can assure I am not to be trifled with!"

"It smells like teen spirit!"

"Just pick me and be done with it!"

"Alright already. What are you waiting for? A freaking sign from the Heavens?"

"Look, I need this job, alright? I had to quit my last one because of problems with my friggin boss!"

"You better not blow this turkey or I’ll come find you and eat your children."

"I stayed up for 2 weeks to run this course!"

"I love you, man."

"Don’t leave me here, kid! Just like Holly left me in that target cage for 7 years."

"None of these chumps can touch me."

"Leave the driving to me."

"Ah, nature’s broom."

"It's just the beginning."

"Justice always triumphs."

"The darkness will overcome you."

"Rage is like a swirling storm that engulfs you. (after getting a "Great")"

"Rage cracks the earth and shatters the sky. (after getting a "Greatest")"

"You must understand, I do this for justice. (only in Story Mode)"

"An imperfect soul leads to an imperfect life. (only in Story Mode)"

"Leave everything else to me. (after defeating Hayate in Story Mode)"

"I want to be a movie star."

"I'll give it everything I got."

"Hey, come on, loser."

"I'm gonna open a can of whoop-ass on you."

"No one can stop me now!"

"Take that!"

"Say hello to the pavement."

"Good job! This one´s for you."

"I will never give up my dream!"

"Nobody beats a babe with an attitude."

"Is that all you've got? (after getting a "Great")"

"I always win! (after getting a "Greatest")"

"Aren't you glad your little girl can take care of herself? (after defeating Bass)"

"Nobody is the boss of me."

"This feels awesome."