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April 10, 2026
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"Jared Leto as Jack"
"Kimberley Kates as Jilly Miranda"
"Madeline Parquette as Pilot's Mom"
"What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? ...it's the too-huge world vaulting us, and it's good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies...""
"Desmond the alligator boy is a major happener"
"John C. McGinle as Johnny the Fox"
"Jarret Thomas as Kid #1"
"Matthew Davis as Booty"
"Selma Blair as Cassie"
"George Spielvogel III as Boneman"
"[Telling Jack that the whore thought Pilot was sexually confused] Sexual confusion... I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you?"
"You are one daffy invididual!"
"Arden Myrin as Lucy"
"When you think about it, the world is divided into 2 groups... pandas and alligator boys"
"Jeremy Piven as Scawldy"
"Mark Rolston as Burt Miranda"
"Stephen Shellen as Clark Hayes"
"[After the alligator boy screams] That be a cry laden with pain and sorrow"
"[Walks up to Pilot] You the boyfriend? You like alligator dick? [Touches Pilot's lips] Like to suck it?"
"Congratulations you just became the Sir Edmund Hillary of assholes. You climbed the highest mountain, Pilot. There's five big ones."
"Jake Gyllenhaal as Pilot"
"Come as you are"
"A field... I need a field... A field in which to frolic!"
"[To Jack and Pilot] Are you guys by any chance, in love?"
"So, it was cool, you know? I told her about my troubles and she was like, 'sexual confusion's a tricky thing'. Sexual confusion? I mean, easy on the sexual confusion tip, baby. You make me sound like a guy in a raincoat with a fistful of vaseline, you know? [Laughs] Sexual confusion... I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you...?"
"I like it... Hit the road, flee for your life, meet a doll who's got "once and a lifetime girl of my dreams and reason to believe" written all over her like so much graffiti. It could only happen to the god of fuck."
"[As he has raw sex with Jilly Miranda] Jack and Jilly went up the hilly to fetch a pale of water!"
"R. Lee Ermey - Conventioneer"
"French Stewart - Business Man #2"
"Mariska Hargitay - Hooker at Bar"
"Thomas Kopache - Mr. Simpson"
"Emily Procter - Debbie"
"Laurie Metcalf - Mrs. Van Houten"
"Julian Lennon - Bartender #3 in Biker Bar"
"Richard Lewis - Peter"
"Julian Sands - Yuri Butso"
"Valeria Golino - Terri"
"Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson"
"I think the tough times are finally behind me. There'll always be bad things, but... my life is good. It is as I want it to be. It's good. It's good being here with you."
"Elisabeth Shue - Sera"
"Steven Weber - Marc Nussbaum"
"Graham Beckel - L.A. Bartender"
"[to Sera] We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker. I hope you understand that I am a person who is totally at ease with that. Which is not to say that I'm indifferent or I don't care, I do. It simply means that I trust and accept your judgment."
"I don't know if I started drinking 'cause my wife left me or my wife left me 'cause I started drinking, but fuck it anyway."
"Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else."
"[to Sera] I'll tell you, right now... I'm in love with you. But, be that as it may, I am not here to force my twisted soul into your life."
"That's nice talk, Ben - keep drinking. Between the 101-proof breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come out."
"You go back to your hotel and I'll go back to my glamorous life of being alone. The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of."
"I think the thing is, we both realized that we didn't have that much time. And I accepted him for who he was, and I didn't expect him to change, and I think he felt that for me, too. I liked his drama, and he needed me. And I loved him. I really loved him."
"Included with the rent 'round here is a complimentary blow-job."