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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"I admit that it's embarrassing for a man to compliment a woman on her breasts when only one of them is in bed. One of the people, that is. Not one of the breasts."
"I better be nice to this woman. Otherwise, the good doctor will dissolve her in water and inject her into me."
"Hello, I was just practicing lying here."
"How does a quadriplegic cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken."
"Some nurses and I went out for a little midnight skateboarding last night. The only trouble was that I was the skateboard."
"Forest Whitaker - Det. Jack Pismo"
"Madeleine Stowe - Maria McGuire"
"Aidan Quinn - Richard "Stick" Montgomery"
"Emilio Estevez - Det. Bill Reimers"
"Richard Dreyfuss - Det. Chris Lecce"
"It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it!"
"Who Says A Little Danger Can't Be A Lot Of Fun?"
"Jackson Davies - FBI Agent Lusk"
"Ian Tracey - Caylor Reese"
"Earl Billings - Capt. Giles"
"Dan Lauria - Det. Phil Coldshank"
"Madeleine Stowe - Maria McGuire (uncredited)"
"Dan Lauria - Capt. Phil Coldshank"
"Sharon Schaffer - Tilghman"
"Christopher Doyle - McNamara"
"Sharon Maughan - Barbara Burnside"
"Miguel Ferrer - Tony Castellano"
"John Rubinstein - D.A. Thomas Hassrick"
"Cathy Moriarty - Luella Delano"
"Marcia Strassman - Pam O'Hara"
"Dennis Farina - Brian O'Hara"
"Rosie O'Donnell - A.D.A. Gina Garrett"
"They're on the look out for thrills, action and adventure."
"Bryant Gumbel ... Himself"
"Michael J. Fox ... Nick Lang/Ray Casanov"
"James Woods ... Detective Lt. John Moss, NYPD"
"Stephen Lang ... Party Crasher"
"Annabella Sciorra ... Susan"
"John Capodice ... Detective Grainy, NYPD"
"Delroy Lindo ... Captain Brix, NYPD"
"Luis Guzmán ... Detective Benny Pooley, NYPD"
"LL Cool J ... Detective Billy, NYPD"
"Mary Mara ... Detective China, NYPD"
"Bruce Goldberg ... Taxi Cab Driver"
"Penny Marshall ... Angie, Nick's agent"
"Christina Ricci ... Bonnie, Susan's daughter"
"George Kee Cheung ... Drug Dealer"
"Lewis Black ... Obnoxious Banker that John faces off with in a bar"
"Rand Foerster (co-founder of The West Bank Café Downstairs Theatre Bar with Lewis Black) ... Obnoxious Banker"
"Kathy Najimy ... Nick's Girl Friday"
"Mos Def ... Dead Romeos Gang Member (as Dante Smith)"
"Bill Cobbs ... Raggedy Man who accosts Nick outside of the Dead Romeos' pad"
"Leif Riddell ... Head mugger"