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April 10, 2026
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"Vince Vaughn as Wes Mantooth"
"Kristen Wiig as Chani"
"Entertainment Tonight Anchor (Tina Fey): I'm so horny."
"Harrison Ford as Mack Tannen"
"John C. Reilly as the ghost of Stonewall Jackson"
"Fred Willard as Edward "Ed" Harken"
"The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable."
"CBC Anchors (Jim Carrey and Marion Cotillard): Sorry."
"James Marsden as Jack Lime"
"Judah Nelson as Walter Burgundy"
"Kirsten Dunst as El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds"
"Liam Neeson as a History Network anchor"
"Jim Carrey as Scott Riles, Canadian News anchor"
"Dylan Baker as Freddie Shapp"
"I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?"
"Andre the Giant gave a surprising nimble foot rub."
"You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego."
"They call bats, "Chicken of the cave.""
"Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana"
"Meagan Good as Linda Jackson"
"Chris Parnell as Garth Holliday"
"Josh Lawson as Kench Allenby"
"Marion Cotillard as a Quebec News Anchor"
"Drake as a Ron Burgundy fan"
"Tina Fey as Jill Jansen, Entertainment News co-anchor"
"Amy Poehler as Wendy Van Peel, Entertainment News co-anchor"
"Kanye West as Wesley Jackson, MTV News anchor"
"Sacha Baron Cohen as a BBC News anchor"
"Will Smith as Jeff Bullington, ESPN anchor"
"Greg Kinnear as Gary"
"Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!"
"By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!"
"If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it."
"I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me."
"It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go."
"I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong."
"The greatest city in the history of the Earth."
"I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay."
"Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy"
"Steve Carell as Brick Tamland"
"David Koechner as Champ Kind"
"Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone-Burgundy"
"Ray Stevenson as Roger Wesley"
"Steve Coogan as Sir David Ershon"
"Samuel L. Jackson as Detective P.K. Highsmith"
"Eva Mendes as Dr. Sheila Ramos Gamble"
"Mark Wahlberg as Detective Terry Hoitz"
"Michael Keaton as Captain Gene Mauch"
"Dwayne Johnson as Detective Christopher Danson"
"When the top cops are busy, our only hope is the other guys."