"[as Mr. Hightopp tries to fit the crown on top of her head] Put it on my head. You're making me look stupid. Get on with it! You incompetent imbecile!"

"Time: [German accent] Stupid me-shaped corridor."

"Matt Lucas — Tweedledee & Tweedledum"

"Sacha Baron Cohen — Time"

"Geraldine James — Lady Ascot"

"Richard Armitage — King Oleron"

"Stephen Fry — Chessur"

"Barbara Windsor — Mally"

"Alan Rickman (1946–2016)"

"Oh, Alice, you always were an irksome, slurvish, interrupting thing. When I get back, I shall have the heads of all of your friends. And then I shall have your head. Ta-ta!"

"Timothy Spall — Bayard"

"Michael Sheen — McTwisp"

"Revenge is mine!"

"Andrew Scott — Dr. Bennett"

"NO ONE LOVES ME!!"

"Ignorant peasants."

"It's about the Hatter. Tarrant Hightopp. He's a great friend of mine, and recently, he's convinced that his long-deceased family is still alive. Well, of course, his family can't really be alive because you see, the Jabberwocky killed the family on Horunvendush Day, and I killed the Jabberwocky on Frabjous Day, and I'd like your permission to please borrow the Chronosphere. It's imperative that… [Time: Ah. The Chronosphere.]"

"The next person who laughs will never laugh again!"

"[madly pointing to Young Mirana] YOU'RE A LIAR! LIAR! YOU'RE LYING! [turns to rust]"

"Absolem: You've been gone too long, Alice, and he will be gone before long."

"Johnny Depp — Hatter Tarrant Hightopp"

"Anne Hathaway — Mirana"

"Off with her head!"

"Off with their heads!"

"And beat him when her sneezes."

"He only does it to annoy,'Because he knows it teases.'CHOSUS.'Wow! Wow! Wow!"

"Off with everybody'shead!"

"The Queen of Hearts,she made some tarts,All on a summer's day:The Knave of Hearts,he stole those tarts,And took them quite away!"

"The Duchess! She'll have me executed."

"It's a Cheshire cat and that's why it grins."

"The Dodo told me the best thing to get one dry is a Caucus race."

"What have you done with my fan and gloves?"

"If it had grown up it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig."

"Speak roughly to your'little boy,"

"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin: but never before a grin without a cat!"

"Beautiful soup so rich'and green,'Waiting in the hot tureen."