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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Ted Danson as Dr. Jonathan Dempsey"
"[after his truck breaks down] It's bleeding again."
"Phillip O'Brien as Dr. Abernathy"
"Don't make the same mistakes I did."
"Nick Brimble as Andy McLean"
"Kirsty Graham as Isabel McFetridge"
"Ian Holm as Water Bailiff"
"Ted Green as Bus Driver"
"Harris Yulin as Dr. Robert Mercer"
"I'm a joke. I'm the guy who chases Looney Tunes."
"Joely Richardson as Laura McFetridge"
"James Frain as Adrian Foote"
"Edward Hibbert as Scientist (Cameo)"
"Keith Allen as Gordon Shoals"
"Victor Wong as Mori Tanaka"
"Dwayne Carrington as C.J., Medusa's Jamaican sidekick"
"Charles Napier as Jack Harding"
"Kirk Baily as Carl"
"Jim Varney as Lothar Zogg"
"Travis McKenna as Buelow"
"Michael Treanor as Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr."
"Never send a boy to do a man's job!"
"J.P. Roeske II as Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas"
"Margarita Franco as Jessica Douglas"
"Lindsay Felton as Jennifer"
"Chelsey Earlywine as Amanda"
"Brendan O'Brien as Zed"
"Emily Roeske as Little Girl"
"Pat Mahoney as Harry Jacobson"
"People can't fly, but ninjas can!"
"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"
"Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon"
"Don Stark as Umpire"
"Masashi "Killer Khan" Ozawa as Ishikawa"
"Centuries ago, a village in Japan lived in peace protected by the power of the Golden Broadswords. And now, young warriors, you have been chosen to wrest the sword from evil hands and return it to its rightful place."
"Loni Anderson as Mary Ann "Medusa" Rogers"
"Dustin Nguyen as "Glam""
"Caroline Junko King as Miyo Shikigawa"
"Angelo Tiffe as "Slam""
"Sab Shimono as Koga"
"Scott Caudill as Darren"
"Shunichiro Yunoki as Grand Master"
"One a ninja, always a ninja."
"Bring it on! One ninja stew coming up!"
"Find those idiot nephews of mine. I have a job for them."
"I'll teach you to pick a fight with me, Romeo."
"Mathew Botuchis as Samuel "Rocky" Douglas Jr."
"Michael O'Laskey II as Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"
"Alan McRae as FBI Agent Sam Douglas"
"Alan McRae as Sam Douglas Sr."