"Bill Stone: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some great news. Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!"

"Gregor Martin - News Anchor (2)"

"Fraser Jarvie - Band Member"

"Patsy van Ettinger - Nathalie's Mother"

"Colton Osborne - Tony"

"Alan Bagh - Rod"

"Catherine Batcha - Becky"

"Stephen Gustavson - TreeHugger/Tom Hill"

"Mona Lisa Moon - Mai"

"Jake Pennington - Clark"

"Shea Clark - Band Member (2)"

"Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth."

"My mother made me understand that every human society is a pyramid and that some lives will always matter more than others. It is better to accept this than to pretend it isn't true."

"Actually, you know what, I'm feeling a little over-dressed, so if you have something I can change into. By myself. While I'm awake."

"Technically speaking, I'm an alien, and from the perspective of Immigration, an illegal one. My parents met at the University in Saint Petersburg, where he taught Astrophysics and she taught Applied Mathematics. My mother fell in love with him when she found him almost frozen to death on the bank of the Neva, staring at the stars. The problem with astrology? Total bullshit."

"Understand this, Mr. Night. I will harvest that planet tomorrow... before I let her take it from me."

"The House of Abrasax continues to thrive, despite the squandering of your inheritance, brother."

"I CREATE LIFE! And I destroy it. Life in an act of consumption, Jupiter. To live is to consume. Now, the human beings on your planet are merely a resource waiting to be converted into capital. And this entire enterprise is just a small part in a vast and beautiful machine defined by evolution, designed to a single purpose... To create profit."

"Mila Kunis as Jupiter Jones"

"Channing Tatum"

"Eddie Redmayne as Balem Abrasax"

"June Lockhart as Gracie"

"Norman Fell as Tyler"

"Meet Bud, party animal of the living dead."

"This C.H.U.D.'s for you!"

"Sandra Kerns as Melissa Williams"

"Larry Cedar as Graves"

"Robert Vaughn as Colonel Masters"

"Bianca Jagger as Velma"

"Tricia Leigh Fisher as Katie Norton"

"Bill Calvert as Kevin"

"Gerrit Graham as Bud Oliver/Bud the C.H.U.D."

"Larry Linville as Dr. Jewell"

"Dr. Berkholter, where the hell are you? I am not fooling around!"

"Judd Omen as Sam"

"Brian Robbins as Steve Williams"

"Jack Riley as Wade Williams"