The Princess Diaries

"Fat Louie as himself, Mia's cat"

"She rocks. She rules. She reigns."

"From the director of Pretty Woman and Runaway Bride"

"For every girl who's never dreamed of being a princess"

"Just in case I am not enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!"

"[to her cat, Fat Louie] You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are."

"You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!"

"Tell me, how does my mother, or any person for that matter, go into a parent/teacher conference and come out with a date?"

"I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade."

"[sitting in her broken-down car, in the rain] Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?! [sobs and collapses across the front seat] I am invisible... and I am wet."

"(At the Genovian Independence Day Ball) Hi, um... hello. I'm Mia. Um, it stopped raining! I'm really no good at speech-making. Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away, or sometimes I even get sick. But you really didn't need to know that... but I'm not so afraid anymore. See, my father helped me. Earlier this evening, I had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne. And my mother helped me, by telling me it was ok, and by supporting me like she has my entire life. But then I wondered how I'd feel after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia. Would I feel relieved, or would I feel sad? And then I realized how many stupid times a day I use the word 'I.' And probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's like seven billion other people out there on the planet, and... sorry, I'm going too fast. But then I thought, if I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me, that's probably a much better use of my time. See, if I were Princess of Genovia, then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard, and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions. So this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia."

"No one can quit being who they really are, not even a princess. Now, you can refuse the job, but you are a princess by birth."

"[last lines] Princess, look out the window... and welcome to Genovia."

"[to Joe] You know you look like Shaft?"

"[to Mia, after meeting Joe and seeing the limo for the first time] Is your mom dating an undertaker?"

"I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet and it's going in the dirt!"

"Will you come on my cable show? [to Mia after hearing she's a princess]"

"[to Michael and Mia] Wait up! Wait for me! [two other students stop for her] Not you, I don't even know you!"

"Will the Feng Shui club please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn?"

"Remember, virtual homework may not be submitted for actual credit."

"Morning, Lily! [looks at Mia] Lily’s friend."

"[on the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh. [hangs up] The Queen is coming - to Grove High School."

"[to Clarisse] I’m the vice principal."

"[the cheerleaders freak out when a baseball bounces their way] Oh, come on, girls! It's a ball, not a snake. Back in formation!"

"Mia Thermopolis is the daughter of local eclectic artist, Helen Thermopolis. They currently live in a refurbished firehouse south of Market Street. Mia is also the only grandchild of Queen Clarisse Renaldi, whose husband, King Rupert, passed away last year. This is Nelson Davenport, KRLH."

"No longer does Mia stand for missing in action, Genovia has a new princess!"

"Helen Thermopolis: [first lines] Time for school! Stop daydreaming, you'll be late for school."

"Paolo Puttanesca: I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows."

"Suki Sanchez: It was just last night that San Francisco's own little princess partied at the beach. But what started out as innocent fun, soon turned into allegedly, too much fun. This is Suki Sanchez for KPFW."

"Philippe Renaldi (Mia's late father): [from his letter to Mia for her 16th birthday] "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. From now on you'll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey.""

"Julie Andrews as Clarisse Renaldi, Mia's grandmother and reigning Queen of Genovia"

"Anne Hathaway as Mia Thermopolis, heir to the throne and Princess of Genovia"

"Héctor Elizondo as Joe, Clarisse's head of security and Mia's limousine driver"

"Heather Matarazzo as Lilly Moscovitz, Mia's eccentric and socially conscious childhood best friend"

"Robert Schwartzman as Michael Moscovitz, Lilly's older brother who harbors romantic feelings for Mia"

"Mandy Moore as Lana Thomas, a popular cheerleader who bullies Mia and other students"

"Caroline Goodall as Helen Thermopolis, Mia's mother; an artist"

"Erik von Detten as Josh Bryant, a popular, egotistical student on whom Mia develops a crush"

"Patrick Flueger as Jeremiah Hart, a friend of Mia and Lilly's; an aspiring magician"

"Sean O'Bryan as Patrick O'Connell, Mia's English teacher who begins to date Helen"

"Sandra Oh as Geraldine Gupta, vice principal of Mia's school"

"Kathleen Marshall as Charlotte Kutaway, Clarisse's secretary"

"Mindy Burbano as Anita Harbula, Mia's gym teacher"

"René Auberjonois as the voice of Philippe Renaldi, Mia's late father and former Prince of Genovia"

"Somebody sat on me again!"

"Patrick Richwood as Mr. Robutusen, Mia's neighbor; a writer"

"Mayor Willie Brown as himself"

"Larry Miller as Paolo Puttanesca, Mia's hairdresser and beautician"

"Please don't crush my soy nuts."

"Me? A... A princess? Shut... up!!!"