Home Alone

"Michael Guido as Snakes"

"Hillary Wolf as Megan"

"Michael C. Maronna as Jeff"

"Angela Goethals as Linnie"

"Senta Moses as Tracy"

"Sandra Macat as Santa's Elf"

"Terrie Snell as Aunt Leslie"

"Ralph Foody as Johnny"

"Help, My house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Boulevard. My name's Murphy."

"Merry Christmas. May I sit down?"

"SON OF A!!!"

"A Family Comedy Without The Family."

"When Kevin's Family Left For Vacation, They Forgot One Minor Detail: Kevin. But Don't Worry... He Cooks. He Cleans. He Kicks Some Butt."

"This Non-Family Comedy is a Real Scream."

"Macaulay Culkin as Kevin"

"Joe Pesci as Harry Lyme"

"Daniel Stern as Marv Murchins"

"Catherine O'Hara as Kate"

"John Heard as Peter"

"Kristin Minter as Heather"

"Devin Ratray as Buzz"

"Virginia Smith as Gegorette"

"Kieran Culkin as Fuller"

"I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. [applies aftershave; pretends to scream]"

"This is my house! I have to defend it!"

"I made my family disappear."

"I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!"

"Did anyone order me plain cheese?"

"You guys give up? Or ya thirsty for more?"

"Yeah. Hi, look. I'm calling from Paris. I have a son who's home alone. Our phones there are out of order."