Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

"[to Harold, about Cindy] So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis."

"[last line before the credits] Hey, Roldy, you do realize what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?"

"[to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggage at her feet] Sure got a lotta baggage."

"[about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried."

"Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?"

"Anchor: Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, have just arrested a gang of hooligans who are suspected of terrorizing numerous strip malls and convenience stores. Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car, which contained a large bag of marijuana. And in other news, the Muckleburg police department are still looking for a fugitive who escaped from the police station last night with a companion believed to be his accomplice. Police have released sketches of the two fugitives which they believe to be extremely accurate."

"Palumbo: [upon being arrested for brutality and racism] I'm not a [bleep] racist, all right? You mother [bleep]. Those black mother [bleep] won't get away with this, a'right?! So, [bleep] falls to all y'all! Okay?! So you can suck my [bleep]!"

"John Cho as Harold Lee"

"Ethan Embry as Billy Carver"

"Rob Tinkler as J.D."

"Fred Willard as Dr. Willoughby"

"Kal Penn as Kumar Patel"

"Steve Braun as Cole"

"Dan Bochart as Extreme Sports Punk #1"

"Paula Garcés as Maria"

"David Krumholtz as Goldstein"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Rosenberg"

"Anthony Anderson as Burger Shack Employee"

"Siu Ta as Cindy Kim"

"Bobby Lee as Kenneth Park"

"Ryan Reynolds as Male Nurse"

"Boyd Banks as E.R. Patient"

"Christopher Meloni as Freakshow"

"Malin Akerman as Liane"

"Neil Patrick Harris as himself"

"Shaun Majumder as Saikat Patel"

"We came up with White Castle because it has a history of being a place where intoxicated people go at the end of the night. But then we did see it as a sort of metaphor. It’s about the burgers, but it’s more than just the burgers."