"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."

"It's not what you know; it's what you can prove."

"You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?"

"[singing] Oh where, oh where has my little Jake gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?"

"You know, I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!"

"Shit gets deeper... You get the picture?"

"[Jake leaves with Alonzo's pay-off for the Russian mob] What? Oh, no, you didn't. Wait a minute, no, you didn't! Aye,…"

"Three of a kind beats two pair, you fucking dumb truck."

"Alonzo, he's a hothead. Last week in Vegas some Russian starts talking shit and Alonzo he just snapped. Beat his ass …"

"The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!"