"I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to def…"

"Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm!"

"Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruising my neck meat!"

"You're just jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day."

"My name is Rex. If you study with my eight-week program, you will learn the system of self-defense that I developed o…"

"Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!"

"Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon,…"

"[singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife] Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and …"

"Geez, I think you ripped my mole off."

"Now, in addition to what you just saw, if you study with my eight-week program, you're gonna learn these things. Firs…"