"Steve Van Wormer - Curtis"

"Fred Willard - Mr. Tobias"

"Jack Noseworthy - Randy"

"Vivica A. Fox - Debi LeCure"

"Robert Englund - The Voice of the Hand"

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, ke…"

"I'm in the mood for some SERIOUS Killing."

"You forgot where ya came from kid..but I know where you're going."

"I'm gonna kill you real slow Anton....[his eyes roll in the back of his head] Oh Shit! [The Hand falls out of the pup…"

"Jessica Alba - Molly"