Rabbitson Crusoe

"[narrating, from his journal] A low tide and a high rock caused my predicament. The ship's supplies used up, my only food supply was a lowly coconut tree. Gatherin' coconuts was a problem, 'cause of a dangerous, man-eatin' shark named Dopey Dick."

"[whacking Dopey Dick with a hammer] Back! Back! Back! Down, ya shark-livered varmint! [Dopey Dick retreats to the water] Danged ol' fin-flappin' flounder."

"[after outsmarting Dopey Dick once again] Twenty years tryin' and ya missed me again! Ya shovel-nosed mackerel! No-good bushwhackin' barracuda!"

"Huh! Missed again, ya hammerhead halibut!"

"[fighting and whacking Dopey Dick with a bat] Down! Down! Down, ya shark-toothed salmon!"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Dopey Dick."