Answer Me This!

"[After being mocked for her pronunciation of 'penguins'] "Ping-guins, ping-guins, ping-guins! GET OVER IT! Let me live my life!""

"[After hearing Olly's theory, as Roy Walker] "It's good, but it's not the one!""

"[Discussing food] "Ginsters are horrible! You might as well just sh*t in a bap.""

"[Discussing hymens] "An elephant's hymen... that must be thick and leathery.""

"[About an anonymous person mentioned in a question]" "Let's give this boy a name, I dont know... Eugene!"

"[About the origins of the limo] "This car is stumpy, embiggen it for me!""

"[About posh honey] "Gather here bees, and shit on my toast!""

"[When discussing courgettes] "I like sweating my courgettes.""

"You are such a f*cking integer"

"[After being accused of not liking children] "I don't like babies. I like kids. Babies can f**k themselves.""

"[During sketch] "Helen, you fierce tr*nny mess!""

"[repeated insult] "You two are a pair of f**king balls.""

"[directed to Charlie from West Kirby during the '09 Eurovision live blog] "Charlie you wang house""

"If you can find a part of my body that hasn't got hair on, I'll give you a cake."

"If your relationship's that open I'd like to stick my d*ck right in it!"

"[e-mail jingle] "I've got a question/Then e-mail your question/To [email protected]" (repeats)"

"[what one listener sings to the theme tune] "Helen and Olly, fondle my t*ts!""