"Kid: [After outsmarting one of the adult characters] Sometimes it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself. [On occasion, the…"

"Kids at Barth's: What/Who do you think's in the burgers?"

"Mr. Schidtler: Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me?!!!"

"El Capitano: That's one sneeeeeky keed!"

"Kid: [During the dungeon sketches] But you can't do this, this is torture!"

"One Kid: Either [Insert out-of-the-ordinary occurrence or unusual actions of one particular character here], or this …"

"John Glover - Dyson"

"Aaron Paul - Cyrus"

"Marcia Gay Harden - Keller"

"Paul Reubens - Pavel"