"Men are adorable, but mysterious...How can he be so average, yet so full of confidence?"

"Unlike women, who always think of themselves as unimportant, men always think of themselves as the center of the univ…"

"A joke can only get laughs for one reason because it resonates."

"Intel is so picky about laptops, they’re even more selective than my taste in men."

"As men, you stand at the center of the universe. You spout pearls of wisdom that shape the future of the world. So wh…"

"The supermodels all have skeletal bodies . . . the very existence of their bodies expresses an attitude: the disdain …"

"If a man wants to marry me now, it should be more convenient when he just wants to beat me."

"To be honest, I thought at first that it was an advantage for women to stand alone, because the most important thing …"

"My mother never urged me to have a blind date again. She felt that if a man wanted to marry me, it might just be more…"

"It wasn't until I saw the comments that I realised some people reacted aggressively towards my performance. It kind o…"