"Change down, man, find your neutral space. You got a rush. It will pass. Be seated."

"We've gone on holiday by mistake."

"I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual."

"I have some extremely distressing news. We've just run out of wine; what are we going to do about it?"

"I demand to have some booze!"

"How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to th…"

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"

"Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London."

"I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! Let him get his drugs out."

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They …"