"Nobody ever listens to the dog."

"Let's see... bandits all around... but I'm not a quitter. I'm not a quitter, but I am leaving. I am so leaving!"

"Ah! The smell of fresh dirt in your snout!"

"Eat your heart out, Lassie."

"Extinction comes early for one dinosaur."

"Feed the dog. Feeeeeeed the dooooogggg."

"Huh. This is not like me at all; I'm usually the first one up. Awake all night, sleeping all day... if I didn't know …"

"I know I sound really rude and arrogant, but I'm really just the nicest guy! Is this the part where you shut the door…"

"Okay, you've just seen a tree walk across your front yard. What are the implications of this? Trees are supposed to h…"

"Holmes, ol' boy, to catch an actor, you must become an actor!"