"Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way..."

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."

"“This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.”"

"“I made this bong out of a dildo I found. Its name is bonga-longa-dingdong”"

"I paid the psychotonimists over $4,000 because they promised me they could cure me of being white. And after they bra…"

"They didn't even get the lyrics to 'Screwing Cats Doggie Style'!"

"Humans rule, dolphins can suck it!"

"Captain Lunatic: I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady …"

"John Glover - Dyson"

"Aaron Paul - Cyrus"