"Burl Ives - Sheriff Earl Hawkins"

"Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean"

"Martin Hewitt - Chad Douglas Fairchild"

"Sherilyn Fenn - April Delongpre"

"[after making out with Perry] Darling, don't ever take a Southern woman for granted."

"[to the motel guests after his argument with April.] Sorry about the disturbance folks, but that is one special wacko…"

"This girl's got a secret. Huh? You got any secrets. I don't have any secrets. I don't have anything. All I got is a b…"

"The Delongpre family can claim three governors, two United States senators, three electives of the House of Represent…"

"Patti Jean: I'm so envious of your fuckin' tits. Now I know why men like women."

"Louise Fletcher - Belle Delongpre"