"The way I see it, we've got what... we've got 650 years of knowledge on these guys. If we put our heads together, the…"

"[to his father] Last time you cut off your beard, I think you sold the house, and we moved to Kentucky for a year."

"[about being trapped in medieval France] There's one thing worse than dying here and that's living here."

"I'm at war with the French, as well as the Scottish. Have I forgotten anyone? The Spaniards, am I at war with them?"

"I went by our station on the way home... I like that sign. I think we're gonna be alright."

"[to Sonny about Lawrence Musgrove] You fucked him up! You fucked up that man's last walk!"

"I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to …"

"You ain't no man till you split dark oak."

"What the hell those niggers doing out there?"

"Damn porch monkeys! Your mother, she hated them niggers too."