"You know what my daddy used to say? What he used to say, 'get too old to cut the mustard, lick the jar.' [laughs] I d…"

"I'm 84 years old today. And the computers and the drugs is going to take the world over."

"I ain't gonna snort no pills. Or am I?"

"My name is Mamie White and I'm the biggest and the meanest and the baddest of all the White family."

"So now everybody knows all about Mamie White and Jesco White, now by God it's time you learn about the rest of us fuc…"

"And there's never another 'nother mother in the world could fill my mother's shoes."

"I chopped a son-of-a-bitch up and threw him in a goddamn mine shaft, up here in the garbage bag. I got three mine sha…"

"I just now bought ten goddamned green beans—what'cha call 'pain killers,' okay? Fuck 'at camera—and I got 'em for eig…"

"It's a party, man. A party.""

"Billy called up here and he said, 'I'll bury you beside your cold, dead daddy, you motherfucker.'"