"Teri McMinn — Pam"

"John Larroquette — Narrator"

"[First lines] The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, i…"

"[voice-over] Graverobbing in Texas is this hour's top news story. An informant led officers of the Muerto County Sher…"

"[to Sally] Why, my old grandpa was the best killer there was at the slaughterhouse. Why, it never took more than one …"

"[to the captive Sally in his truck] Sorry to keep you waiting, young lady. I had to lock up the shop and turn the lig…"

"[about Leatherface damaging the door with his chain saw] Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no prid…"

"That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up."

"Who will survive and what will be left of them?"

"Can you survive... It happened."