"I'm a problem solver, with a heart of gold."

"Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if…"

"Good people, bad people, they generally look like what they are."

"Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due."

"We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money."

"I put a thief in my mouth to steal my brain."

"Nobody going on a business trip would have been missed if he never arrived."

"Beware of all enterprises which require new clothes."

"Who in this world is what they seem to be? Who?"

"You now have a Swiss bank account if anybody asks. Crédit Nationale Du Génève code name 'PADDY'. Lavish awkward gestu…"