"Gavin: Do you think that if you [wrapped rubber bands around] a human head, it would eventually cave it in."

"Dan: Eventually? Yeah.}}"

"Dan: It’s hard to write on an egg."

"Gavin: You’ve got uh– 'eggcellent' handwriting."

"Dan: Thanks, b."

"Gavin: Mine’s shocking it’s so bad–"

"Dan: –Mine’s really bad too."

"Gavin: I haven't had to write anything for years."

"Dan: Everyone always told me I should be a doctor because I’ve got rubbish handwriting."

"Gavin: Everyone always told me I should be a doctor and then they realized I was an idiot."