"Clifton Collins, Jr. - Rupert Guest"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas - Mitchell Allen"

"Faye Dunaway - Mrs. Eve Denton"

"Kate Bosworth - Kelly"

"Kip Pardue - Victor Johnson"

"A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to be a vampire. …"

"[voiceover, after getting high] I need to get some more pot. I'm running out. Then I need to get laid. Where the fuck…"

"Since when does fucking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you? I only had sex with her because I'm in love …"

"[reading a love letter, voice-over] Got you. You're mine now. For the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. Have …"

"Jessica Biel - Lara Holleran"