"Make it interesting."

"(seeing the bid for $150,000) Are you tring to bankrupt us?!"

"(drunkenly to Flynn) You have time off. Get out of this apartment!"

"They turn church into nightclub... Americans."

"One porcelain vase. Early Ming dynasty, cira 1400. Lot 011."

"(handing over the check) And let's wait about two weeks before cashing that. Shall we."

"I just woke up in vampire's lair!!!"

"Well, you know I have dated old women before but uh, dead is new for me."

"Judson, I know that you are over 2,000 years old and I also know that the library is pitched in a larger battle betwe…"

"The professor made good translation from wax."