"IT'S JERRY'S BIGGEST, FUNNIEST YET! (original ad - all caps)"

"He's wacky!" - "He's Shweet!" - "He's the most!" - "He's the end!" - "He's dopey!" - "He's fast!" - "He's silly!" -"H…"

"Everyone's talking about Jerry Lewis as The Ladies Man???"

"He's a handyman in a Hollywood hotel—for girls only!"

"[to his doctor] Can you get me a prettier nurse ?"

"All of my shirts have a picture of this bird on them!"

"There isn't enough penicillin in the world!"

"Eugenio Derbez as Leonardo Sullivan (Montenegro)"

"Anna Faris as Kate Sullivan"

"Eva Longoria as Theresa"