"Drill sergeant: YOU... ARE... SCUM! Do you hear me soldier? Wally: Yes, sir! Drill sergeant: Do you know what we are …"

"German Patient: The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry."

"Cisco (Bruce McCullough): Soak it up you ugly sponge."

"Raymond Hurdicure (Dave Foley): Sorry we're late Ma, but you know how the kids hate old people."

"Grivo: I wanna talk about drugs. Audience: Heroin? Grivo: No. Not heroin. Audience: Speed? Grivo: No. Not speed. Audi…"

"Scientist: It was only a couple of Flipper babies!"

"Cab driver: When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: Life is short, life is shit…"

"Dave Foley: I once shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it. Oh my friends tried to desc…"

"Buddy Holly (Kevin McDonald): I’m fuckin’ Buddy Holly! That’s who I am!"

"Jesus (Scott Thompson): Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do, for they walk through this life in toe-c…"