"Whew! Kinda chilly. I wonder how the nudists stand it."

"Looking at a woman is only the first step to trouble. You look, she smiles. You soften, she sues."

"Invisible women! These days you can't believe your own eyes, even if you don't see anything."

"IT'S A Ghost-to-Ghost HOOK-UP!"

"The YEAR'S FUNNIEST FUN!"

"John Barrymore — Professor Gibbs"

"John Howard — Richard Russell"

"Charles Ruggles — George"

"I thought it was brilliant. But you are like a child. So excited, clutching your new pet so tightly that you're stran…"

"My Maker told you his tale? Then I will tell you mine."