"On the entrance exam for new policemen, they ask, "What are rabies and what would you do for them?" Ryan said, "Rabie…"

"I was signaling beings on Mars. Sometimes they answer."

"My wife's mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I've got nothing…"

"This I believe in... I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice, and inhumanity, and torture, a…"

"I have dreams of a rose... and falling down a long flight of steps."

"Bill, now! Shoot now! Kill me now!"

"We won... Bill. Now free me."

"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

"I've been standing out there for centuries. Four new popes have been elected. That's a lot of white smoke."

"I cannot believe you just said that. What kind of a world is this? Are you an animal? Do you know what Macbeth is abo…"