"Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you ca…"

"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta stra…"

"Sam Elliott – The Stranger"

"Well, sir, it's this rug I had. It really tied the room together."

"David Thewlis – Knox Harrington"

"This aggression will not stand, man."

"Dom Irrera – Tony"

"Jon Polito – Da Fino"

"Ben Gazzara – Jackie Treehorn"

"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron."