"If you're going to kill someone, do it simply."

"[to Lina] I think I'm falling in love with you, and I don't quite like it."

"Well, well. You're the first woman I've ever met who said yes when she meant yes."

"Hello Monkeyface!"

"I must go now or I'll be late to luncheon. Anyway, if my father saw me come in both late and beautiful, he might have…"

"You couldn't hurt a fly, Bertram, unless it was already dead."

"I always think of my murderers as my heroes."

"General McLaidlaw: Good heavens! You can't expect me to remember every detail about everybody, can you?"

"Each time they kissed... there was the thrill of love... the threat of murder!"

"Oh, I beg your pardon. Was that your leg? I had no idea we were going into a tunnel. I thought the compartment was em…"