"I used to want to be like the other kids, you know! I wanted to be a surfer! I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly…"

"[repeated line] Can you relate?"

"[having an argument on the phone] Oh yeah, one more thing, O'Finlay: SCHLONG! [hangs up] What an asshole."

"[seeing his son sabotage his surfing bet] I'm gonna beat that kid like I don't know him."

"I want you to dust the beach for prints."

"Kids, if I need any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your heads."

"[repeated line] A-bow-bow!"

"[after watching a zombie smash open a vending machine with its head] Must be from L.A.! A-bow-bow!"

"Chuck's Dad: If you're worried about your kids, lock them up, beat them, do anything you damn well please, but for Ch…"

"Eric Stoltz - Chuck"