"We can't just show up in Atlanta with nothin' but a suitcase full of loose morals!"

"[To boss Duane] I quit. That rhymes with shit. I quit this shit!"

"Now Margery, that is the same narrow-minded thinkin' that cost us the War of Northern Aggression."

"[To Tracy] If I felt like sharing my problems with an idiot, then I guess I talked with you."

"Frederick Weller as Tracy Hampton"

"Atlanta? Why on God's green Earth though y'all want to go to Atlanta?"

"Anna Faris as Belle Scott"

"Hampton is the buttcrack of humanity."

"Heather Goldenhersh as Margery"

"Judah Friedlander as Duane"